Vampires Suck Official Movie Trailer [HD]

Twilight parody
Vampires Suck Twilight parody

From the guy who couldn’t sit through another vampire movie, who brought you Meet the Spartans and Date Movie now bring to you Vampires Suck, in theaters 08-18-10. Twilight parody that take aim at Alice in Wonderland.

Synopsis: VAMPIRES SUCK is a comedy about contemporary teen angst and romance movies. Becca, an anxious, non-vampire teen, is torn between two boys. Before she can choose, Becca must get around her controlling father, who embarresses Becca by treating her like a child. Meanwhile, Becca’s friends contend with their own romantic issues – all of which collide at the prom.

What’s your favorite part of the Vampires Suck trailer? Obviously the screen capture in this post is from one of mine’s :D . I like the Twilight movie and I’ve watched this parody a few times, it’s funny!

- I finally found someone as freaky as me.
- Lady GaGa?
- Too freaky?

hahahahhaa

Jane Norman Summer Sale

Jane Norman shopping bag
Jane Norman shopping bag

Jane Norman sell lots of cute stuff and is one of the favorite places to shop. They have many cute outfits, I especially like their ”girl’s night out” collection, but this time I accessorized. :)

Got a few small items from Jane Norman‘s summer sale. A leopard printed purse, sunglasses with a butterfly on each side, a pair of cute heart shape earrings and a necklace.

Contents of Jane Norman shopping bag
Contents of Jane Norman shopping bag

Today’s Photo: Spider-Man

Life-size Spiderman figure
Life-size Spiderman figure

This life-size Spider-Man figure is located in one of the ordinary toy-stores we visit in Stockholm inner city, more precisely BR in the mall (Gallerian). This one is interesting to Cristiano, his attempts to pronounce ”Spider-Man” is so cute!

Spider-Man is a fictional Marvel Comics superhero. The character was created by writer-editor Stan Lee and writer-artist Steve Ditko. He first appeared in Amazing Fantasy #15 (Aug. 1962). Lee and Ditko conceived of the character as an orphan being raised by his Aunt May and Uncle Ben, and as a teenager, having to deal with the normal struggles of youth in addition to those of a costumed crime fighter. Spider-Man’s creators gave him super strength and agility, the ability to cling to most surfaces, shoot spider-webs using devices of his own invention which he called ”web-shooters,” and react to danger quickly with his ”spider-sense”, enabling him to combat his foes.

Dinosaur Kingdom Caveman

Dinosaur Kingdom Caveman
Dinosaur Kingdom Caveman

My son’s latest amigo.

caveman cave’man’ or cave-man’ adj.

  1. A prehistoric or primitive human living in caves.
  2. Informal. A man who is crude or brutal, especially toward women.

Dinosaur Kingdom Caveman picture 2
Dinosaur Kingdom Caveman toy

Son plays hoops

The son play hoops at Toys 'R' Us
The son play hoops at Toys 'R' Us

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WordPress: Three column widgetized footer

A cluttered sidebar can be ugly. A good way to keep a WordPress blog looking better is a classic three column footer for your stuff. I like when blog owners show some organization sense.

I am going to show you how I added three widgetized columns to an empty footer.

1:

We are going to need the functions.php file. You can find this located in your theme folder. Path example: banana.munki.se/wp-content/themes/mytheme/functions.php. You can create this file if your theme doesn’t use one.

if ( function_exists('dynamic_sidebar') )
register_sidebar(array('name'=>'Footer widget left',
'before_widget' => '


',
'before_title' => '

', 'after_title' => '

', )); if ( function_exists('dynamic_sidebar') ) register_sidebar(array('name'=>'Footer widget middle', 'before_widget' => ' ', 'before_title' => '

', 'after_title' => '

', )); if ( function_exists('dynamic_sidebar') ) register_sidebar(array('name'=>'Footer widget right', 'before_widget' => ' ', 'before_title' => '

', 'after_title' => '

', ));

The code above is placed/pasted into the functions.php file. It generates information needed to create and display widgets.

2:

The following piece of code should be placed where you want the three columns to be visible, the footer. Open up your footer.php and see where to place this, usually right after div id=”footer”. The footer.php file of your template can find in your theme folder. Example path: banana.munkise/wp-content/themes/mytheme/footer.php

The above code make the three column widgets appear on your WordPress blog.
Note: The br /’s rendered with the above code are automatically inserted within my blogpost and shouldn’t be added by you, you can safely (and should) erase them. I am sorry about this. :/

3:

The final step is to tell the columns how to behave. We want to display them horizontally, on a row next to eachother. We make this happen with CSS. Make note that you may just (most likely) need to adjust the width and/or margin to make fit with the theme that you are using. The following piece of CSS should go in your theme style.css file located in your theme folder. Example path: banana.munki.se/wp-content/themes/mytheme/style.css

.widget_footer {float: left; margin: 0 20px 20px 0; width: 300px;}

The class footer_widget was used in the first piece of code pasted into the functions.php so now we just have to use it in the style sheet to tell the columns how to behave and how to display the content of the widgets on the blog.

4:

Now you can navigate to the widget section of your WordPress installation and start organizing. :)

Final note:

Additionally a div clear=”both or similar may need to be inserted in the footer.php after the code to clear the float! This could depend on wheither or not your theme already have a solution.

Good luck with this. If you have any questions I’d be glad to answer them.

Happy Widgetizing!